Chase Your Customers Away & Enjoy Work Again

 CHASE YOURS CUSTOMERS AWAY
& ENJOY WORK AGAIN!



Customers are annoying jerks that keep us from doing our real work!
We all agree on this.
How come then that we are constantly bothered by these relentlessly crappy customers while others seem to have mastered the art and skills of retaliation,
as we experience daily when we are customers ourselves?

That is because they have become experts in the only possible strategy to get our lives back: chasing the customers away!
They are all members of the Customer Chasers Club, the largest professional organisation in the world, serving all individuals and companies who are dedicated
to pursuing only one goal: getting rid of customers by means of inferior products, humiliating service and a hostile attitude.

And they study our field manual on a regular basis: Chase Your Customers Away & Enjoy Work Again.
 
 
Chase Your Customers Away - Field Manual
   
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78 pages with more than 200 illustrations and scores of practical suggestions and attitude builders

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Additional instructions:
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Harrassed by your customers 24/7? Let the experts offer you a wealth of simple, no-nonsense easily applicable techniques you can use to get rid of them on a terminal basis.
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